The Internet Me lives happily

and always on display

She’s all about fun and smiles and sun

Fulfill your dreams and seize the day

The Internet Me can bake and ski

and socialize extensively

She’ll post it for people to see

The Internet Me

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The Internet Me will frequently

engage in fierce debate

She’ll take every chance to state her stance

She loves to look for things to hate

The Internet Me might disagree

sometimes for spite or jealousy

I’m not really happy to be

The Internet Me

 

The Internet Me is wild and free

Unwilling to be tamed

She’s eager to tease and partly please

She likes to show she’s not ashamed

The Internet Me’s afraid to be

exposed for you emotionally

Her skin is what she’ll let you see

The Internet Me

 

The Internet You is made up too

Augmented or enhanced

Illusions of wealth or style or health

Look less depressed or more advanced

But everyone knows it’s just a pose

You flaunt the highs and hide the lows

It’s not necessarily true

The Internet You